date a boy who thinks all your jokes are funny and is slightly afraid youre going to snap his neck unprovoked

School for 12 years, college for 4 years, then you work until you die. Cool.

Renoirs (via renoirs)

After going to college, I feel like I probably could have just skipped college.

I’m ready for sleep but my brain is going 90mph right about now. What a crazy night this turned out to be. People have to realize, comedian or not, their words will evoke a response of some sort.